Save the Rhino - I think not - rather feed a child.
Have you ever wondered what it would be like in a world where we said exactly what we mean? Life would be chaos and we would most like be very lonely indeed. I will start... I do not give a rats ass about Rhinos. What has a rhino ever done for me. People spend thousands on trying to save the damn rhino but wont drop a 2 bucks in to the cup of a begging child or sneer at the poor cashier at KFC when she asks if you would like to add Hope for R2.00 onto their streetwise 2 order. Then I pull in there - finally my turn and she doesn't ask me - like haibo cc - I know I am an Umlungu like that other one but eish wena - ask me how! I am like add 5! The cashier stares - Ten Rand she says - I am like sho cc! Faga la! Please excuse my isiZulu - I am not even kitchen - me I am like Shaya outside Khaya! What is up with the red rhino horn that you put on the front of your car. Id hate to say it but your car looks horny - excuse the pun. Your vehicle has a horrible red, vicious looking er...